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[In Mugman's bedroom at night. Mugman is wearing his night cap.]

Mugman: Better get to bed early!

[Mugman jumps into bed}

Mugman: I cannot miss this!

[Time passes. Clock changes from 8:30 PM to 9:30 PM, and then to 9:52 PM.]

Mugman: *grunts* Weird, I should be asleep by now. Um... hmm... Oh well.

[Time passes again, from 9:52 PM to 10:30 PM and then to 11:00 PM.]

Mugman: *grunts* How am I not asleep by now? You know, maybe I need a snack.

[Mugman rolls out of bed and walks down the hall past Teanna.]

Teanna: Huh, I thought you were going to bed early!

Mugman: Let's see what we got here... uh... Ah! Granola bars!

[Mugman eats a granola bar]

Mugman: Hmm... these don't taste like the normal granola bars... oh well.

[Mugman eats another granola bar]

Mugman: Wait a minute...

[Mugman looks at the box]

Mugman: W-what? Caffeine and 500 grams of protein? This is Teanna... food! I'm never gonna fall asleep after eating this!

[Mugman walks into the living room and sits on the couch.]

Mugman: You know, maybe a boring documentary will put me to sleep.

[Mugman tries to watch a "boring" documentary on TV.]

TV Narrator: The cassowaries are ratites in the genus casuarius, and are native to the tropical forests of New Guinea, its nearby islands, and northeastern Australia. Cassowaries feed mainly on fruit, although all species are truly omnivorous, and will take a range of other plant foods, including shoots, grass seeds, and fungi... very shy, but when provoked, they are capable of... so the next time you see a cassowary, keep your distance.

[The documentary takes until 12:00 AM to finish. Mugman realizes that he is still wide-awake]

Mugman: Oh no, the documentary was actually interesting! How late is it?

Teanna: Mugman, you're talking to yourself out loud again! I could hear you through the walls!

Mugman: Oh Teanna, I ate some of your protein bars and not I'm fully caffeined and I tried to watch a really boring documentary and I got sucked into it and now it's midnight and I don't know what to do and... *unintelligible blabbering* ...falling asleep... ...I wanna get... ...I don't wanna miss...

Teanna: Woah woah woah, slow down. What's the problem?

Mugman: I can't get to sleep Teanna, what do I do?

Teanna: I figured. Uh... try counting sheep or something?

Mugman: Sheep. Just count sheep. Yes. Okay, I- I'll just go into bed and count the sheep. Yes, sheep.

[Mugman slithers into his room and into bed.]

Teanna: Goodnight.

[Teanna closes her door. Transition to the next scene. Mugman is imagining a peaceful farm with sheep jumping over a fence.]

Mugman: One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six...

[Farm scene fades to twilight.]

Mugman: Thirty-eight. Thirty-nine. Fifty. Fifty-one...

[Farm scene changes again to nighttime. The sheep are angry looking now.]

Mugman: Two hundred and seventeen. Two hundred and eighteen. Two hundred and nineteen.

[The 220th sheep does not jump over the fence. He looks left and right, confused.]

Mugman: Two hundred and twenty. Two hundred and twenty-one. Two hundred and twenty-two. Two hundred and eh...

Sheep: Eh, this ain't workin'. Wake 'im up, boys!

[Some other sheep come out and make noise using a jackhammer, trash can lids, a chainsaw, and a boombox. Mugman opens his eyes and stops imagining.]

Mugman: Maybe I should just take a walk.

[Cuts to Mugman walking down sidewalk at night. Free Wizard passes him.]

Mugman: The wizard!

[Mugman chases after Free Wizard]

Free Wizard: [thinks] Oh, not this kid again...

Mugman: Please, do something to help me fall asleep!

Free Wizard: Have you tried warm milk?

[Free Wizard waves his wand and creates warm milk in Mugman's "cup"]

Free Wizard: Here!

[Free Wizard walks off screen. Mugman looks puzzled.]

Mugman: How am I supposed to drink this?

[Mugman continues to walk down the street. We see several characters who are also having trouble sleeping.]

Mugman: Huh, looks like everyone's having trouble sleeping.

[Two angry sheep walk by.]

First Sheep: Yeah, we've noticed.

[Mugman looks surprised.]

Mugman: Wait a minute...

[Mugman is suddenly back in his bed, and wakes up with the warm milk still in his cup. He looks around. It is 8:00 AM. This confuses Mugman.]

Mugman: Eh...

[Mugman lifts a finger. He then shrugs and accepts what happened. Camera fades to black. After a few seconds, dramatic music plays and shows a close-up of the warm milk in Mugman's cup.]

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